TURNS ME ON		TURNS ME OFF
Daily visits to the park		Loud noises
Milkbone dog biscuits		Going to the veterinarian
Running and rolling in the grass		Unfriendly dogs
Pigz earz and anything "meaty"		Pagers that vibrate and fax machines
Rides in the car to see "Chester"		The beach (waves scare me)
Naps!		Animals that trespass in my backyard
Playing ball		The striped cat from next door

And, of course....





Max on his career aspirations:
"I've always wanted to take up space!"


Max Rogers in the 25th Century?


TAKE ME HOME